See, I think this is the universe's plot to get me pregnant. Have me locked up in a house with a man and nowhere to go for days.... You do the math.
I saw 2 feet of snow at the crib. This fool ass woman got her car stuck in front of my house, so my husband and I decided to get our good samaritan on and assist. Well, we obviously sucked and couldn't get her our quite by ourseleves so this random white guy (who really came out of nowhere) barked instructions at all of us and we got her out in tip top shape... I mean, why the hell was she driving a 92' Hyundai in the fucking snow in the first place?? She didnt LOOK retarded, though must have been.
Went to the grocery store last night to prepare for all this, shelves were bare! Even the nasty generic brands were gone!!! I was almost glad to see that there are just as many people with empty fridges who needed to restock. Didn't make me feel so broke or unprepared. The snow is dwindling now.... It still don't look so good for work on Monday though, my car is unrecognizable.
Maybe I can blame this storm for the reason why I didnt Christmas shop...... Hmmm....
Stay Real!
Until Next Time!!
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