I don't wanna flat iron my hair.... I just don't. I washed it two days ago and wrapped it up, but I REFUSE to take the time and flat iron it! I am taking a stand. My white friends don't know how easy they have it with the whole "wash and go" thing they got going on...... Not that I envy Caucasian hair, I just admire the easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl shit they got going on.
Tomorrow is my company Holiday Party..... I know what you may be thinking in terms of a "drunken office party" though actually these are pretty tame. Though, I used to work for a company who WILL remain nameless (only due to the mental scarring) where it was a balls-out beer fest and one year, this drunken slob of a woman got a ride home in the ambulance. She did the walk of shame the following day at the office...... It was pretty bad. She threw up on part of my shoe. I am still angry. Bitter almost. I loved those shoes. This was like 3 years ago. Drunken slut.
Karaoke is my thing and I am debating if I should sing my usual "Purple Rain" with a Vodka and Cran in my hand, or just sit back and laugh at whoever really wants to belt out off-key Christmas jams all night. Yeah, I will just sit and laugh. There is no liquor at this funky joint. So, no throw up on my shoe. Yay!
Y'all stay Real!
Until Next time!
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