Sunday, January 24, 2010

Thoughts on a Sunday

I really want some McDonald's... but then I have to get up, decide whether or not I'm taking the dog with me, get gas, drive to McDonald's and THEN hope I still made it by breakfast hours. Hmmm..... How bad to I really wanna be sitting on the toilet today is the real question. Mickey D's runs through me.

Anywhoo.... What's been going on y'all?? This Haiti shit has got my brain rattled. I was so sorry to hear about the earthquake and have donated 30 of my hard working dollars already. Not to be pessimistic, though since they have raised over 50 MILLION dollars from the Telethon last Friday, wouldn't you think The Red Cross would STOP asking us for money?? I mean, how much do they need??? Where is it going?? These are questions I'm sure everyone has, though are too afraid to ask in fear of sounding insensitive. Luckily, I have no fears. I want to see that my money is feeding people and building makeshift hospitals. All I hear about is looting and thieves on CNN, so I'm like, where where is all the money?? Hopefully they will rebuild and move on from this tragedy.

OK, I'm off to do absolutely nothing. I planned on my decision whether or not to go get breakfast to be my most difficult thought of the day.

Until Next Time
Stay Real

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The REAL Hangover


HUNGOVER!!!

I mean I am on some head knocking shit right now! Everything looks blurry.

I am off some Vodka, Cranberry and Red Bull from last nights festivities. It was a friend of mine's boyfriend's surprise birthday party. (That was a mouthful) I couldn't say anything before as it was a surprise and all. I wasn't trying to be the spoil sport. He seemed pretty enthused.

The club was in Georgetown, so if any of you know the DC area, we were getting our International District on. Flat assed Asian women for everyone!! Almost made me homesick. All of our clubs in Seattle are made up of this demographic.

I got my chit chat on with girlfriends I haven't seen in a while. There was a man with a "Bert" sweater on who kept us pretty amused. I feel like anyone bold enough to wear a Sesame Street character over the age of 5 must be very secure with themselves.


Well, Let me go and lay my ass down.
Until next time!
Stay Real!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Purposely Neglectful

Just saying Hi!





Been neglectful on purpose. I started taking online classes, which actually aren't so bad... I am trying to knock this degree out, so I can say I have done something successful since the 10 years I graduated from High School. You know, other than successfully got fat, boring and married.





Any good movies out? I REFUSE to see Avatar. I feel like any movie with that much marketing I need to rebel against. Plus I am not a Sci-Fi nerd, blue people don't amuse me. I wasn't even a fan of the smurfs.


Other than that, Looks like it will be a long weekend of washing clothes and being broke. TGIF anyway.


Saturday, January 2, 2010

Happy New Year!!!


I am just thrilled to have even made it through New Years, I did NOT wake up with a Hangover, my ass woke up still DRUNK! (Hmmm, could it have been the Sudafed I took just hours before drinking?)
Once again, the hubby and I spent the evening at the Gaylord National Resort, they have a BIG New years party each year with open bars, drunk white folk and mediocre food! I missed the countdown, as we were too busy drinking to notice, but I think we kissed around 12:05.
The night was not short of drama though, there was a man getting roughed up by security for "allegedly" putting his filthy hands up some girl's dress. His girlfriend was going apeshit while the security had him hemmed up..... You know the typical "Leave my man alone!" type crap. We thought she must have not been aware what his charges were about. LOL
A man hit on me in front of my husband, I thought it was hilarious! He did not.

We are already planning on our next year's stay! Though I tell ya what, It wont involve no 30 dollar room service burger!! Highway robbery!! I will keep it hoodie with a cooler full of sammiches next year! THAT is my New Years resolution.

In the end, shoes came off at the end of the night.... I passed out pretty good.

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot,And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgotAnd auld lang syne"

Stay Real!
Until Next Time